Monday, February 6, 2012

Side Homies

After I shoved the last fry down my gullet from my health conscience meal, I had an epiphany. I'm not sure if it was the fact that I was already hungry again, and I had just eaten a SHIT ton of food. Maybe it was the fact that I had added a roll to my side. For those of you who don't know what a "side roll" is. Its the thing that happens, underneath the armpit and above the hipbone, when you bend over sideways or stretch. Needless to say, its not a pleasant time in someones life when you realize, this is your life now and you must live with your new "side homies" as I have come to call them. Raw Food. That was my idea. Sticking with this doing something new every month. I've decided that next month my entire diet is going to be only raw foods. Considering most of my meals these days consist of foods that are the same color going in as they are coming out. I eat shit for those of you who didn't get that. Its not gonna be easy, I love fried food. Its like a warm glass of milk, it helps put me asleep. I'll probably need some help preparing for this. God speed me. YES!

No quotes today, me and my side homies are slowly drifting to sleep.


-Dash

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